(1) S*x makes some ladies religious instantaneously:
During s*x, some Nigerian ladies who haven’t prayed in ages even by virtue of mistake in the heat of hard thrusts be like; ooooooh Lawwwwd! Chiiiisos! Yes! Yessssssssss! Oh gord!
(2) Some ladies immediately become music artistes:Most of the ladies in this category may not even sing if you mandate them to do so at gun point but s*x has a way of digging out the hidden treasures in them. These emergency singers be like; Ummmh! Ooooh!! Aaaah!!! Yheeee!!!! Uuuuuh!!! All in a rhythmic style in line with the tune of the thrusts. People in this category will make good back-up singers in reality.
(3) Some experienced ladies become athletes:
S*x has a way of bringing out the spirit of competition in some docile ladies. The way some ladies will be advocating for speed will make you think s*x is a track and field event. They will be like; faaaaast! Faster nowwwww! Yes fassteeeeeer! You are almost there….fast oooooo!
Miss Usain Bolt well done oh!
(4) S*x makes people announce their own obituary untimely:
You are killing me! You will finish me oh! Yeee I am finally dead!
This set of ladies will one day pray for long life despite their negative confessions.
(5) Some ladies become terrorists:
For people in this category, one day you will meet your ‘Buratai’ who will level the place.
(6) S*x makes some ladies respectful:
Most of the ladies in this zone grew up in comfortable environments lol.
(7) Good s*x has a way of making some ladies confess loyalty overnight:
They will be like; I love you! You are my life! I will marry you! If you don’t propose, I will propose to you oh! You are the best! Just say whatever you want….your wish is my command! Jerk me anyhow, it’s all yours!
If you are in this circle ehn, I swear you need to be flogged at the village square.(8) Some ladies instantly become beggars: