YORUBA DEMONS (YORUBA BOYS) ARE CURRENTLY THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL CATEGORY OF MEN IN NIGERIA WITH NIGERIAN GIRLS SAYING THAT THEY ARE THE WORST TYPE OF BOYFRIEND TO HAVE. HERE IS HOW TO SPOT THEM.
1. THE AGBADA
A ‘Yoruba demon’ destiny is not complete without one of these, in fact, lots of these. All you need is a loyal dry cleaner to make sure a ‘turn up’ never catches you unaware.
2. THE LATEST 100K PHONE
Forget Techno and the rest, a 100k phone is the right tool needed for the job, if you are going to break hearts, you’ll need to move quickly. Why else did you think slot made D’banj brand ambassador.
3. TRUE CALLER APP
Except you are a spiritual demon, how do you plan to block or avoid the rain of curses from those lists of crying hearts that you have broken.
4. DSTV WITH FULL BOUQUET
She must DSTV and chill! With channels like E!, Zee world, Telemundo and co, you have to be able to keep her in and entertained as long as you want to. It adds to the enabling environment.
5. A SOJI GATEMAN
Who knows when to say
- Oga is not at home.
- Oga has travelled.
- Take key and wait for oga
- Oga has moved, one army officer just moved in.
6. TOYOTA CAMRY (PENCIL LIGHT), EOD – G-WAGON, RANGE ETC
It depends on your level, Island, Mainland, FESTAC, etc. A clean ride is a must, you might need to do late night pick ups and discharges.
7. POSH HAIRSTLE OR BEARD GANG
It’s all part of the script and it makes your job easier. Here is how;
So, Amaka takes a selfie with you and this posh look, with your iPhone 6 camera pixels doing some filtering and special effect, you come out looking like Drake. She shows you off to her friends and out of 8 friends, two of them steal her phone to get your number or add you on Facebook…. ‘Rinse and repeat”
8. THAT RED CUP
The communal gathering cannot be complete without you and your red cup.
9. WEDDINGS AND GROOMS MAN
These wedding events and turn ups are regular hunting grounds for single girls with hope and dreams, you need to be in the game and your game has to be on point.
10. YORUBA BOY SWAG
To be a successful Yoruba demon, you have to be sleek and smooth, you have to drip swags, your smile has to be on point (even in your sleep). All these are drones that adds to your Arsenal.