1. SHE DOESN’T “DRESS UP” WHEN SHE’S MEETING UP WITH YOU.
If your girl constantly meets up, clad in house clothes, she ain’t crazy about you. An average girl who’s a little ‘shacked’ about you would constantly aim to impress you. She don’t care to? She’s getting by!
2. CONTINUOUS MISSED CALLS
It’s fine to always give her the benefit of the doubt. She’s busy or asleep or what not. But! If it goes on forever, smell the coffee.
3. SHE’S NEVER EAGER TO HANG OUT.
Can’t make this any clearer.
4. DOES SHE CONSTANTLY HAVE THE RESTING BITCH FACE WHEN Y’ALL ARE TOGETHER?
Occasionally supporting it with a fake chuckle here and there? You need to learn these signs bruh!
5. SHE CAN’T CARE LESS WHEN YOU’RE WITH OTHER GIRLS.
6. SHE IGNORES HOW YOU LOOK
7. SHE WON’T KISS YOU IN PUBLIC
She won’t even hug you. Hell! She won’t hold your hand. NO physical touch yo!
8. SHE’S CONSTANTLY CHATTING HER GIRLS UP WHEN Y’ALL ARE TOGETHER
9. SHE FARTS IN FRONT OF YOU
…without flinching or chuckling. Just a straight face and fart.