A Dayton, Ohio man was arrested on Aug. 16th after allegedly performing s*xual act in public…with a van. A 911 caller reported seeing the suspect, Michael Henson, pulling down his pants, exposing his eggplant and then “sticking his genitals in the grill of a red van,” according to The Smoking Gun.
A second caller led police to a nearby street, where Henson was found walking along wearing only shorts and shoes. They apprehended him without incident and took him to the station, where he was charged with public indecency.
The officers also tracked down the owner of the van, who said he witnessed Henson passing out in the yard, but not the act that preceded it.