Once upon a time, not too long ago, a 73-year-old woman loved her son who was in prison so much that she risked bodily injury and embarrassment to smuggle heroin into jail for him, through her va ginal orifice.
The elderly woman, who has not been named, was given a 21-month suspended prison sentence following a hearing on Wednesday.

The court heard the pensioner concealed €20, small packages of cocaine and heroin, and tranquilizers, inside the plastic casing of a Kinder egg in July 2013.

It is said she then smuggled the stash into Fontcalent prison in spain by wrapping the Kinder egg in a condom and inserting it into her va gina.

When she realised she was going to be body searched, she removed the package, worth around €82, before handing it to prison guards to be arrested.

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