If you found a giant snake in your kitchen, what would you do?
Screaming, crying and calling some kind of animal services – or David Attenborough – spring to mind.
But one man had an entirely different and completely unexpected reaction.
Upon finding an absolutely HUGE snake in his house (and when we say huge, we mean huge – is that an anaconda?) he calmly shows his hand to the camera before reaching out and resting it on the snake’s body.
By this point, we’re shouting “noooo, what are you doing!” at our screens. But it gets worse.
As he moves his hand away, we think it’s all over – until the snake lunges towards the camera, jaw open wide, ready to bite him.
It’s unclear where the video originated, why there is a random snake in this man’s house (if it’s not just his pet) and what he did afterwards. But we’re just going to go and curl into a ball until the image of it goes away.